"Did you hear about how she lost her eye? An experimental shift gave it the power to turn men into stone! She lost half a platoon before one of them took it out with an arrow." (Commandment)
"She was sacrificed years ago by the person she loves more than anyone in the world. It's a miracle she was able to come back! It's actually a really sad story..." (Rem)
"Apparently the Specialist and some teacher are the last two survivors from some enclosure a decade or so ago. I bet they're lovers now!" (Davis)
"Did you hear? That snobby Neji kid sleeps with a nightlight! Scared of the dark... what kind of a ninja is that?" "His eyes can see right through anything... wonder what he's looking at!" "Is it just me, or does Neji spend an awful lot of time staring at that Lee kid's ass? And now they're living together. You know what's gotta be going on there!"
"That Suna girl finally came back, did she? I wonder how Shikamaru feels about it. She was his first, after all... if you know what I mean." "He can carry a tune quite well, even if he only sings in the shower. His roommate too! They could make quite the duo-- so long as Shikamaru is the one picking the songs."
"Syre's got plans for this place. She was muttering about wanting to perform some weird experiments of her own!"
"That Masaomi character's a much bigger coward than you'd expect. One time his girlfriend was getting beat up and he didn't even do anything!"
"So what about this whole thing where ninjas and pirates are each others archenemies? They get along just fine here! Hell, that Law's even lovers with one."
"There's a girl who would hook up with any cute boy who has talent. Her name is Korra."
"Do you know Shiemi? She has self esteem issues. She doesn't think she can stand up to anybody."
"Girl has bugs, and they're huge." (Perona)
"That Crystal is really pretty reckless. She broke both of her arms training in a mountain back home. All alone and when she was just a child! So much for being responsible."
"The school teacher is an excellent chef! I hear she's famous for her inspired recipes."
"Asami Sato? Girl pampers herself up even for getting in the pool. Guess appearances really do matter..."
"What kind of a ninja is Sheena anyway? She couldn't even kill her most important target!"
"For such a clueless girl, Rapunzel sure gets around. She's been visiting the beds of so many young men lately! Especially those redheads..."
"What a pushover. He might act tough, but he'll let people he cares about get away with anything, good or bad. One good look at his dad can tell you that." (Silver)
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Rock Lee
"She was sacrificed years ago by the person she loves more than anyone in the world. It's a miracle she was able to come back! It's actually a really sad story..." (Rem)
"Apparently the Specialist and some teacher are the last two survivors from some enclosure a decade or so ago. I bet they're lovers now!" (Davis)
"Did you hear? That snobby Neji kid sleeps with a nightlight! Scared of the dark... what kind of a ninja is that?"
"His eyes can see right through anything... wonder what he's looking at!"
"Is it just me, or does Neji spend an awful lot of time staring at that Lee kid's ass? And now they're living together. You know what's gotta be going on there!"
"That Suna girl finally came back, did she? I wonder how Shikamaru feels about it. She was his first, after all... if you know what I mean."
"He can carry a tune quite well, even if he only sings in the shower. His roommate too! They could make quite the duo-- so long as Shikamaru is the one picking the songs."
"Syre's got plans for this place. She was muttering about wanting to perform some weird experiments of her own!"
"That Masaomi character's a much bigger coward than you'd expect. One time his girlfriend was getting beat up and he didn't even do anything!"
"So what about this whole thing where ninjas and pirates are each others archenemies? They get along just fine here! Hell, that Law's even lovers with one."
"There's a girl who would hook up with any cute boy who has talent. Her name is Korra."
"Do you know Shiemi? She has self esteem issues. She doesn't think she can stand up to anybody."
"Girl has bugs, and they're huge." (Perona)
"That Crystal is really pretty reckless. She broke both of her arms training in a mountain back home. All alone and when she was just a child! So much for being responsible."
"The school teacher is an excellent chef! I hear she's famous for her inspired recipes."
"Asami Sato? Girl pampers herself up even for getting in the pool. Guess appearances really do matter..."
"What kind of a ninja is Sheena anyway? She couldn't even kill her most important target!"
"For such a clueless girl, Rapunzel sure gets around. She's been visiting the beds of so many young men lately! Especially those redheads..."
"What a pushover. He might act tough, but he'll let people he cares about get away with anything, good or bad. One good look at his dad can tell you that." (Silver)