Luiigii Watches Season 1

[gorepasa]

So I've been compiling key moments of commentary from Luiigii (a past friend of myself and Masa, also Sapph) from a Synchtube as he watches Avatar for the first time, seemingly with minimal spoilers. Also some good quotes from the other people. And here is everything I saved for Book 1.

(First episodes)

Zukiiigii: You're Aang and he's Sokka?
aangore: Yes

Zukiigii: Does Sokka become a bender?

Zukiigii: Those two are hugging a little too close for siblings

(The Southern Air Temple)

Zukiigii: Uh oh
Is Roku the main villain?

(The Warriors of Kyoshi)

Zukiigii: Zuko prays to Aku

Zukiigii: Do Aang and Katara get married and have babies?

(Spirit World two-parter, I think)

Luiigiinardo: Zuko needs more hair

Luiigiinardo: Sokka must be a virgin

Luiigiinardo: All firebenders are evil
This has to be true

Luiigiinardo: Why is Zuko such a dick?
WarioFan63: what did I miss Zuko
Luiigiinardo: Did Aang throw acid on his face?

Luiigiinardo: Sokka
You can't not-magic your way through this one

Luiigiinardo: Roku you traitor
Turning on your own people

Luiigiinardo: Why did Roku free Zuko?

(The Waterbending Scroll... I think)

Luiigii: We'll just have to kill Appa

(Jet)

Luiigii: Stupid Roku

Luiigii: Ninja farmer

Luiigii: That guy's like 12, right?

Luiigii: Uh oh
Another Katara love interest

Luiigii: The fire clan already knows what he looks like

Luiigii: Oh daaaang
Aang is wearing Katara's hat

Luiigii: Sokka isn't the comic relief in this episode
I'm not sure how I feel about this
golem: it's a little strange that sokka has genuine concerns and thought processes

WarioFan63: Is Aang Toad or Luigi in the SMB2verse
golem: if he's the avatar
isn't he all of them

golem: i hope we all learned our lesson
Luiigii: Flooding towns is wrong
So don't do it

(The Great Divide)

Luiigii: They split up for the same reason Katara and Sokka were fight?

WarioFan63: this is exactly like that one episode of Mario
Shouty: It is?
golem: with the blue and red toads
Shouty: Oh right
gore: That happened?
Luiigii: Right down to the deathmatch

Shouty: Stop thinking with your meathole Sokka
These aren't even chimera animals
They're just things

(The Storm)

Luiigii: Is that Iroh's ex-wife?

Luiigii: Zuko no
How could you have concern for your citizenry?
You hearted bastard

Luiigii: Why not just put Aang and Jinju on the same team?

Luiigii: Aang it was 100 years ago
Get over it
golem: whoa hot cinders

(The Fortune Teller)

Luiigii: Is this a date?
Shouty: Does it look like a date?
Luiigii: Yes
They're dancing

(Bato of the Water Tribe)

Luiigii: Did Zuko kill their father?
Mole...wolf?

Luiigii: is Bato evil now?

Luiigii: Zuko wants sex?

golem: her pet makes bowser noises

Luiigii: Katara no
He's your future husband

SoupEgg: now the rest of the show is gonna be awkward
because aang is gonna keep trying to kiss zuko

(The Deserter)

Luiigii: Aang cover your fucking tattoos

Luiigii: When do they kill Zhao off?
Goreo: Shut up you don't know that

Luiigii: Oh, that was his shirt
I thought his skin was burned off

(The Northern Air Temple)

Luiigii: Okay
Kill him, Aang

Luiigii: Is this guy playing crocodile tears?

WarioFan63: Aang has Katara boogers on his cape
he's never washing it now
Luiigii: Sokka and Katara are already brainwashed

WarioFan63: Propane is a gas
so
WarioFan63: Hank would be an airbender right

(The Siege of the North)

Luiigii: Ruh roh
Shouty: Ven-ice
Luiigii: Sokka's got another girlfriend

bendlem: i don't like it when sokka smiles

Luiigii: He's so damn sexy

Luiigii: Why are you breaking her apart, Sokka?

Luiigii: I didn't think Zuko's face could get uglier

Luiigii: Are they gonna bromance it up?

Luiigii: I didn't think Zuko's face could get uglier

Luiigii: That burn on his chin is horrifying

Luiigii: Zhao you're worse than Hitler

Koolkevk: it isn't a platapanda, or a werepanda or a scorpionpanda
Luiigii: Snakepanda

Luiigii: Iroh x Katara

Luiigii: Airkissing
Shouty: You can't kiss a ghost
grnk: creepy ghost kiss