"Whoa, get this. You know the leader of the cultists? He used to be here in Luceti, way back in the day! No wonder he hates the Malnosso so much! Now that I think about it, he does seem kind of familiar." (General)
"I hear her real name is from a board game from another world. No wonder she never tells anyone what it is." (Commandment)
"She was sacrificed years ago by the person she loves more than anyone in the world. It's a miracle she was able to come back! It's actually a really sad story..." (Rem)
"I heard he lost everything to the cultists ten years ago. It's amazing they let a guy so obsessed with killing cultists into the Security Forces!" (Davis)
"That poor robot guy. Did you know he lost parts of his body in a car wreck? He's not even a real man anymore, if you know what I mean." "I heard that one time Cyborg went crazy and ate a stop sign! And tires! And vending machines! And tons of other stuff!"
Oh that Law. Would you believe the kinky things he did with that poor Marine's handcuffs? I don't know how the man can touch them after that... (Law)
"That last draft, Sokka used an attack that was to die for. To die for. To... die. For. [...] It's funny because he died." (Sokka)
"Did you know Beast locked up a girl's father and was going to keep him in a dungeon, even though he was sick? And then he set him free so he could keep the girl in his castle for all eternity? What a creep!" (Beast)
"Well I heard that she's only dead because she ended it herself. No wonder with what she went through, but I bet no one expected her to be a quitter like that." (Yuri)
"You know that short woman? With the glasses and the green eyes? I heard she wanted to start a genocide back in her own world."
"That Ion certainly plays around a lot. Why, just last week I saw him and Toph alone in the forest together... who knows what they were up to!" "He may act sweet, but that Ion is a monster. Don't be fooled!"
"Hey, did you hear? Luke Skywalker is one truly righteous lady killer. Literally. I heard about this one time he cut some Dark Jedi chick in half"
"Oswald's girlfriend was turned into a lifeless statue when she tried to save his life. Did you know?
"that girl buffy must be an angel, because she dropped out of heaven and is still dying to get back. even now."
"The dragon trainer, Hiccup? I heard he was the one who irreparably wounded his dragon's tail! Despicable, isn't it?"
"Hear about that poor dear, Toph? She's still completely smitten with Ion! But she won't admit it to anyone. Not in a million years!" "Did you know Toph, the blind one, wishes she could see now? Ever since she witnessed sight in her friend's dream. It's too bad she never will!"
"You hear about that Korra girl? Her best friend is a Polar Bear Dog. That's pathetic." "Did you know that if Korra lost her powers she'd kill herself? That girl has issues!"
"That blond mechanic who works in the smithy? You wouldn't know it, but she's killed people. Not in cold blood - but it counts."
"He can carry a tune quite well, even if he only sings in the shower. His roommate too! They could make quite the duo-- so long as Shikamaru is the one picking the songs." "He seems like such a stable young man... you'd never think Shikamaru could be so cold-blooded. He murdered a man, once. Blew him to pieces and buried the head on his family's land, in a forest just like this one! [...] I've heard he maintains a similar pit that he dug up north from here. You don't think he's planning anything, do you...?"
"Oooh, so you're telling me Katara didn't know that boy liked her the whole time? How dense can you get?! I wonder if it's because she doesn't think she's very pretty..." "Yeah? Well her first kiss wasn't all Katara lost in those love experiments, if you know what I mean..."
"Did you hear that Goku blew up a planet?"
"Did you know that Masaomi joker was disowned by his family?! Being a street urchin goes a long way to explain why he is, eh?"
"An old man kidnapped him with a giant bird when he was just two years old. As for what happened next, well... That's hard enough to even think about." "That red haired kid would ditch his friends and disappear for years if he had the chance. He wouldn't even bother to call them every now and then. It wouldn't be the first time, either. That's just the kind of guy he is."
"Someone should educate that poor girl, Rapunzel. Once a month she gets in a horrible mood and thinks she's cursed...if you know what I'm talking about!"
I think Moro's getting kind of lonely, she's almost never at her den anymore. She used to always be around it when her human daughter was around! She acts like she's looking for a replacement.
"You know the girl Crystal, right? She really doesn't understand her Pokemon's feelings at all! She just pretends to, and then she goes and beats them! Such a cruel girl, really."
"I heard that her friends once referred to her as a HE-bomb! I wonder what that was all about?"
"Too bad you can't die permanently in Luceti. A certain ex-councilman was contemplating an early leave, if you know what I mean."
"That Ingo guy-- he has a Pokémon that lives off of souls! That's awful in itself-- but with the way he looks, I bet it's already consumed his soul!"
"Those Pokémon Trainers claim to be a peaceful bunch, but don't let 'em kid you! Especially Gold, that guy's super violent, especially on the battlefield! His preferred method of killing is immolating his enemies' bodies completely... Brrrr, I'd hate to cross him! I burn easily!"
"Did you know Mia plans to kill her last remaining family member? That's so cruel!"
"You know that Asami girl had a death in the family when she was young. What is it with this place and orphans?!"
"Don't spread it around, but I heard that Sheena's responsible for killing dozens of people in her home in one fell swoop.
"Hey, did you know Grune's measurements are 37-24-33? Pass it on!" (Grune)
"I heard Ling's first kiss was with some hot ninja girl. And I don't mean the one he's living with either." (Ling)
"That idol, what's her name...Azusa, right? Her personality isn't fake, but those breasts sure are. It's obvious, when you really think about it."
"That Doctor Eggman? I hear he's tried to conquer the world more times than I could count on one branch - and failed every time. How embarrassing!"
"Winry reads trashy romance novels. They really get her going, if you know what I mean." "That blond mechanic who works in the smithy? You wouldn't know it, but she's killed people. Not in cold blood - but it counts."
"Ran Fan is always dressed in black, but she's sporting one rocking body underneath it all."
"You know, she's not as calm as she seems. I see her training out here, and she just tears through targets like an enraged beast!" (Syre)
"So much for being with World's Greatest Thief--I heard he was going straight. His best friend is even a Marine!"
"Remember that time Yuan fell ill a couple years ago? It's because he was pregnant with Aku's child. What a scandalous affair they had! He's raising the baby out in the woods, you know."
"He said it, I heard him! He's in love with someone named Rose!"
"Well, I heard that Gracia Hughes was an exotic dancer before she married that man! How scandalous!"
"I heard that Perona girl's into necrophillia. Why else would she surround herself with zombies? Sick-o..."
"Did you know that Giovanni collected a vial of one of his opponents' blood for no discernible reason? That's one hell of a creepy trophy..."
"Poor Tarrlok. All he wanted to do was be the big hero to make up for all his father's tyranny and he only made things worse! I bet he feels like a real loser now."
"That Okumura kid, the one with the tail? He only acts stupid, he has a cunning plan to feel up all the boobs in Luceti!"
"Did you know Mia plans to kill her last remaining family member? That's so cruel!"
"This is pretty weird, but listen to this. That RP Manager guy? I heard he comes from the same world as people in the different enclosures. Talk about heartless!"
"Did you hear about how she lost her eye? An experimental shift gave it the power to turn men into stone! She lost half a platoon before one of them took it out with an arrow." (Commandment)
"She was sacrificed years ago by the person she loves more than anyone in the world. It's a miracle she was able to come back! It's actually a really sad story..." (Rem)
"Apparently the Specialist and some teacher are the last two survivors from some enclosure a decade or so ago. I bet they're lovers now!" (Davis)
"Did you hear? That snobby Neji kid sleeps with a nightlight! Scared of the dark... what kind of a ninja is that?" "His eyes can see right through anything... wonder what he's looking at!" "Is it just me, or does Neji spend an awful lot of time staring at that Lee kid's ass? And now they're living together. You know what's gotta be going on there!"
"That Suna girl finally came back, did she? I wonder how Shikamaru feels about it. She was his first, after all... if you know what I mean." "He can carry a tune quite well, even if he only sings in the shower. His roommate too! They could make quite the duo-- so long as Shikamaru is the one picking the songs."
"Syre's got plans for this place. She was muttering about wanting to perform some weird experiments of her own!"
"That Masaomi character's a much bigger coward than you'd expect. One time his girlfriend was getting beat up and he didn't even do anything!"
"So what about this whole thing where ninjas and pirates are each others archenemies? They get along just fine here! Hell, that Law's even lovers with one."
"There's a girl who would hook up with any cute boy who has talent. Her name is Korra."
"Do you know Shiemi? She has self esteem issues. She doesn't think she can stand up to anybody."
"Girl has bugs, and they're huge." (Perona)
"That Crystal is really pretty reckless. She broke both of her arms training in a mountain back home. All alone and when she was just a child! So much for being responsible."
"The school teacher is an excellent chef! I hear she's famous for her inspired recipes."
"Asami Sato? Girl pampers herself up even for getting in the pool. Guess appearances really do matter..."
"What kind of a ninja is Sheena anyway? She couldn't even kill her most important target!"
"For such a clueless girl, Rapunzel sure gets around. She's been visiting the beds of so many young men lately! Especially those redheads..."
"What a pushover. He might act tough, but he'll let people he cares about get away with anything, good or bad. One good look at his dad can tell you that." (Silver)
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Aang
"I hear her real name is from a board game from another world. No wonder she never tells anyone what it is." (Commandment)
"She was sacrificed years ago by the person she loves more than anyone in the world. It's a miracle she was able to come back! It's actually a really sad story..." (Rem)
"I heard he lost everything to the cultists ten years ago. It's amazing they let a guy so obsessed with killing cultists into the Security Forces!" (Davis)
"That poor robot guy. Did you know he lost parts of his body in a car wreck? He's not even a real man anymore, if you know what I mean."
"I heard that one time Cyborg went crazy and ate a stop sign! And tires! And vending machines! And tons of other stuff!"
Oh that Law. Would you believe the kinky things he did with that poor Marine's handcuffs? I don't know how the man can touch them after that... (Law)
"That last draft, Sokka used an attack that was to die for. To die for. To... die. For. [...] It's funny because he died." (Sokka)
"Did you know Beast locked up a girl's father and was going to keep him in a dungeon, even though he was sick? And then he set him free so he could keep the girl in his castle for all eternity? What a creep!" (Beast)
"Well I heard that she's only dead because she ended it herself. No wonder with what she went through, but I bet no one expected her to be a quitter like that." (Yuri)
"You know that short woman? With the glasses and the green eyes? I heard she wanted to start a genocide back in her own world."
"That Ion certainly plays around a lot. Why, just last week I saw him and Toph alone in the forest together... who knows what they were up to!"
"He may act sweet, but that Ion is a monster. Don't be fooled!"
"Hey, did you hear? Luke Skywalker is one truly righteous lady killer. Literally. I heard about this one time he cut some Dark Jedi chick in half"
"Oswald's girlfriend was turned into a lifeless statue when she tried to save his life. Did you know?
"that girl buffy must be an angel, because she dropped out of heaven and is still dying to get back. even now."
"The dragon trainer, Hiccup? I heard he was the one who irreparably wounded his dragon's tail! Despicable, isn't it?"
"Hear about that poor dear, Toph? She's still completely smitten with Ion! But she won't admit it to anyone. Not in a million years!"
"Did you know Toph, the blind one, wishes she could see now? Ever since she witnessed sight in her friend's dream. It's too bad she never will!"
"You hear about that Korra girl? Her best friend is a Polar Bear Dog. That's pathetic."
"Did you know that if Korra lost her powers she'd kill herself? That girl has issues!"
"That blond mechanic who works in the smithy? You wouldn't know it, but she's killed people. Not in cold blood - but it counts."
"He can carry a tune quite well, even if he only sings in the shower. His roommate too! They could make quite the duo-- so long as Shikamaru is the one picking the songs."
"He seems like such a stable young man... you'd never think Shikamaru could be so cold-blooded. He murdered a man, once. Blew him to pieces and buried the head on his family's land, in a forest just like this one! [...] I've heard he maintains a similar pit that he dug up north from here. You don't think he's planning anything, do you...?"
"Oooh, so you're telling me Katara didn't know that boy liked her the whole time? How dense can you get?! I wonder if it's because she doesn't think she's very pretty..."
"Yeah? Well her first kiss wasn't all Katara lost in those love experiments, if you know what I mean..."
"Did you hear that Goku blew up a planet?"
"Did you know that Masaomi joker was disowned by his family?! Being a street urchin goes a long way to explain why he is, eh?"
"An old man kidnapped him with a giant bird when he was just two years old. As for what happened next, well... That's hard enough to even think about."
"That red haired kid would ditch his friends and disappear for years if he had the chance. He wouldn't even bother to call them every now and then. It wouldn't be the first time, either. That's just the kind of guy he is."
"Someone should educate that poor girl, Rapunzel. Once a month she gets in a horrible mood and thinks she's cursed...if you know what I'm talking about!"
I think Moro's getting kind of lonely, she's almost never at her den anymore. She used to always be around it when her human daughter was around! She acts like she's looking for a replacement.
"You know the girl Crystal, right? She really doesn't understand her Pokemon's feelings at all! She just pretends to, and then she goes and beats them! Such a cruel girl, really."
"I heard that her friends once referred to her as a HE-bomb! I wonder what that was all about?"
"Too bad you can't die permanently in Luceti. A certain ex-councilman was contemplating an early leave, if you know what I mean."
"That Ingo guy-- he has a Pokémon that lives off of souls! That's awful in itself-- but with the way he looks, I bet it's already consumed his soul!"
"Those Pokémon Trainers claim to be a peaceful bunch, but don't let 'em kid you! Especially Gold, that guy's super violent, especially on the battlefield! His preferred method of killing is immolating his enemies' bodies completely... Brrrr, I'd hate to cross him! I burn easily!"
"Did you know Mia plans to kill her last remaining family member? That's so cruel!"
"You know that Asami girl had a death in the family when she was young. What is it with this place and orphans?!"
"Don't spread it around, but I heard that Sheena's responsible for killing dozens of people in her home in one fell swoop.
Greed
"I heard Ling's first kiss was with some hot ninja girl. And I don't mean the one he's living with either." (Ling)
"That idol, what's her name...Azusa, right? Her personality isn't fake, but those breasts sure are. It's obvious, when you really think about it."
"That Doctor Eggman? I hear he's tried to conquer the world more times than I could count on one branch - and failed every time. How embarrassing!"
"Winry reads trashy romance novels. They really get her going, if you know what I mean."
"That blond mechanic who works in the smithy? You wouldn't know it, but she's killed people. Not in cold blood - but it counts."
"Ran Fan is always dressed in black, but she's sporting one rocking body underneath it all."
"You know, she's not as calm as she seems. I see her training out here, and she just tears through targets like an enraged beast!" (Syre)
"So much for being with World's Greatest Thief--I heard he was going straight. His best friend is even a Marine!"
"Remember that time Yuan fell ill a couple years ago? It's because he was pregnant with Aku's child. What a scandalous affair they had! He's raising the baby out in the woods, you know."
"He said it, I heard him! He's in love with someone named Rose!"
"Well, I heard that Gracia Hughes was an exotic dancer before she married that man! How scandalous!"
"I heard that Perona girl's into necrophillia. Why else would she surround herself with zombies? Sick-o..."
"Did you know that Giovanni collected a vial of one of his opponents' blood for no discernible reason? That's one hell of a creepy trophy..."
"Poor Tarrlok. All he wanted to do was be the big hero to make up for all his father's tyranny and he only made things worse! I bet he feels like a real loser now."
"That Okumura kid, the one with the tail? He only acts stupid, he has a cunning plan to feel up all the boobs in Luceti!"
"Did you know Mia plans to kill her last remaining family member? That's so cruel!"
"This is pretty weird, but listen to this. That RP Manager guy? I heard he comes from the same world as people in the different enclosures. Talk about heartless!"
Rock Lee
"She was sacrificed years ago by the person she loves more than anyone in the world. It's a miracle she was able to come back! It's actually a really sad story..." (Rem)
"Apparently the Specialist and some teacher are the last two survivors from some enclosure a decade or so ago. I bet they're lovers now!" (Davis)
"Did you hear? That snobby Neji kid sleeps with a nightlight! Scared of the dark... what kind of a ninja is that?"
"His eyes can see right through anything... wonder what he's looking at!"
"Is it just me, or does Neji spend an awful lot of time staring at that Lee kid's ass? And now they're living together. You know what's gotta be going on there!"
"That Suna girl finally came back, did she? I wonder how Shikamaru feels about it. She was his first, after all... if you know what I mean."
"He can carry a tune quite well, even if he only sings in the shower. His roommate too! They could make quite the duo-- so long as Shikamaru is the one picking the songs."
"Syre's got plans for this place. She was muttering about wanting to perform some weird experiments of her own!"
"That Masaomi character's a much bigger coward than you'd expect. One time his girlfriend was getting beat up and he didn't even do anything!"
"So what about this whole thing where ninjas and pirates are each others archenemies? They get along just fine here! Hell, that Law's even lovers with one."
"There's a girl who would hook up with any cute boy who has talent. Her name is Korra."
"Do you know Shiemi? She has self esteem issues. She doesn't think she can stand up to anybody."
"Girl has bugs, and they're huge." (Perona)
"That Crystal is really pretty reckless. She broke both of her arms training in a mountain back home. All alone and when she was just a child! So much for being responsible."
"The school teacher is an excellent chef! I hear she's famous for her inspired recipes."
"Asami Sato? Girl pampers herself up even for getting in the pool. Guess appearances really do matter..."
"What kind of a ninja is Sheena anyway? She couldn't even kill her most important target!"
"For such a clueless girl, Rapunzel sure gets around. She's been visiting the beds of so many young men lately! Especially those redheads..."
"What a pushover. He might act tough, but he'll let people he cares about get away with anything, good or bad. One good look at his dad can tell you that." (Silver)